"I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died."
    - Richard Diran

 "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The  world owes you nothing. It was here first."
    - Mark Twain

 "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to  pull a sled through snow."
    - Jeff Valdez

 "Oooo. I'm honored but I can't take credit for that quote.  I nicked it offa my bud Mahjqa who nicked it off of a site  that nicked it from a T-shirt and gosh knows where the  t-shirt got it from: I only wish I were that witty."
    -Mary

 "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's  already tomorrow in Australia."
    - Charles M. Schulz

 "It never ceases to amaze me how being a dummy comes  out as cuteness."
    -Mary

 "When insects fly onto your monitor and crawl around,  does anyone else forget that you have to physically  whack the buggers to kill them, as opposed to pointing  your cursor at them and clicking?"
    -Peeshy

 "2 weeks ago my inner child died of old age."
   -Myself

That's all I have for now, but I hope to get more up soon.